The Gonzalez Family Herald

Headlines and commentary from a Northern California family of seven.

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

The big 3-0 is a flying down the pipe

So my wife is approaching 30 and the I could swear the world is about to end.

I bet you didn't know that when you turn 30 life as you know it ends and the 'afterlife' actually takes over. Sure, it may seem that everything keeps moving along, nice and nifty as you are used to it. But in reality, at 30, you literally die and move into that life you live after death.

After all, 30 is like forever years long, and after you turn 30, there really is no more need for your existence seeing as you have been around for so long that everything you know is completely outdated.

Well, at least that is how my wife puts it.


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